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1 Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 2.75
2 Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 2.5
3 A dog walks into a butcher shop...
- A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2.5
4 An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing...
- An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...Read the whole joke
Blonds 2.5
5 A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke
Drunks 2.5
6 A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman...
- A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an Engl...Read the whole joke
Blonds 2
7 Without a horn
- Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Weste...Read the whole joke
Blonds 2
8 A woman's dictionary
- |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke
Mixed Jokes 2
9 A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1.5
10 A blond walks into a bar...
- A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!...Read the whole joke
Blonds 1.5
11 Adults have learned
- |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke
Mom/Dad Jokes 1.5
12 Clinton Vacation
- Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke
Travel Jokes 0.5
13 A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot...
- A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " whe...Read the whole joke
Ethnic 0.5
14 A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke
Christmas Jokes 0.5
15 Fun Test!
- TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read thi...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 0.5
16 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 0
17 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 0
18 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 0
19 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 0
20 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 0
21 horse
- This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 0
22 bear and a rabbit
- A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 0
23 Do Elephants Ever Forget?
- Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 0
24 Elephants and Cell-Phones
- Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 0
25 I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
- Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 0

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