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1	A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery... - A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...Read the whole joke	14
2	A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist... - A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ...Read the whole joke	10
3	A construction worker goes to the doctor and says... - A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...Read the whole joke	13
4	A definition of psychiatrist - A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....Read the whole joke	11
5	A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary... - A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac...Read the whole joke	14
6	A doctor fell into a well once... - A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....Read the whole joke	12
7	A dyslexic nurse - Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...Read the whole joke	14
8	A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa... - A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had...Read the whole joke	10
9	A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man... - A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...Read the whole joke	18
10	A folk remedy - A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke	11
11	A girl goes to the doctor... - A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out...Read the whole joke	12
12	A husband and wife are on a nudist beach... - A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na...Read the whole joke	11
13	A large difference - A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...Read the whole joke	12
14	A little change - The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke	10
15	A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center... - A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke	13
16	A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad... - A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call...Read the whole joke	11
17	A man goes to a psychiatrist... - A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch...Read the whole joke	9
18	A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up... - A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...Read the whole joke	14
19	A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... - A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...Read the whole joke	13
20	A man walks in to a doctors office... - A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor ...Read the whole joke	11
21	A man walks into a doctor office - A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...Read the whole joke	9
22	A man walks into a doctor's office with a... - A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I...Read the whole joke	14
23	A man went to the doctor for a check up... - A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. Af...Read the whole joke	12
24	A man went to the doctor to get a physical... - A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...Read the whole joke	10
25	A memory problem - Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when d...Read the whole joke	10