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1	Proctologists - Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it's not "mortician;" by the...Read the whole joke	Medicine	3
2	Psychiatric Hotline - Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke	Medicine	3
3	A husband and wife are on a nudist beach... - A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na...Read the whole joke	Medicine	10
4	Howard had felt guilty all day long... - Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. ...Read the whole joke	Medicine	3
5	A woman consulted a doctor... - A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulan...Read the whole joke	Medicine	4
6	A man walks in to a doctors office... - A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor ...Read the whole joke	Medicine	11
7	The following statements were found on patient charts... - The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records....Read the whole joke	Medicine	3
8	An old woman came into her doctors office - An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. "I fart all the ...Read the whole joke	Medicine	6
9	Two gynecologists meet at lunch... - Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a ...Read the whole joke	Medicine	4
10	Jones is driving past the state mental hospital... - Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat. While Jones i...Read the whole joke	Medicine	4
11	After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children... - After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a docto...Read the whole joke	Medicine	3
12	Gosh, what a pun! - A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and...Read the whole joke	Medicine	3
13	The bad news and the good news - Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke	Medicine	3
14	Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii... - Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...Read the whole joke	Medicine	3
15	What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool? - What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...Read the whole joke	Medicine	2
16	Give me the bad news first... - "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...Read the whole joke	Medicine	3
17	What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant? - What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...Read the whole joke	Medicine	2
18	What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh? - What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke	Medicine	2
19	The medical student was asked four reasons... - The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...Read the whole joke	Medicine	3
20	A dyslexic nurse - Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...Read the whole joke	Medicine	13
21	A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center... - A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke	Medicine	11
22	There was a costume party at a mental hospital... - There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person c...Read the whole joke	Medicine	3
23	A large difference - A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...Read the whole joke	Medicine	11
24	What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? - What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....Read the whole joke	Medicine	2
25	What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? - What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke	Medicine	2